Tuesday, September 14, 2010

A Perspective on Orthography

I did not expect there to be swearing here, but this once there will be an exception for the benefit of 50 Cent, whose responses to comments about spelling errors in his Twitter posts are the most concise (if maybe a little overenthusiastic) rebuttal to the Eats, Shoots & Leaves school of editing crusades I've ever read.
Da next niga 2 korrect my spellin gone get killedYou fuck boys no how we do in da south lol brrr
about 11 hours ago via ÜberTwitter
Look this aint school this is twitter bitch and you can find somthing else to do with yo funky assFuckin wit me shit
about 3 hours ago via ÜberTwitter
From: http://twitter.com/50cent [Caution: Impolite language and subject matter.]
Via: Jezebel.com

Friday, July 16, 2010

Truth in Wilde's Nutshell

Oscar Wilde, 1854-1900
Irish writer

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The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

— Algernon Moncrieff in The Importance of Being Earnest (1895)
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Quotations from Oscar Wilde's works, as with any notable writerly quotable, are as popular as they are often apocryphal. I like this one (whose provenance is pretty unequivocal) for its incisiveness, adaptability and freshness; it is an ideal quotation.

On a side note, I wonder why one so often assumes that any line spoken by a character in Wilde's works expresses precisely what Wilde thought himself. Not that the witticisms of Wilde's comedic characters are offensive or uncharacteristic, but we don't assume that the dialogue of a character like Queen Tamora directly portrays the mind of Shakespeare. (Maybe Wilde did believe in resisting temptation, for instance, no matter what Lord Darlington said; though of course even the lord's thoughts are shrouded in ambiguity and we don't precisely know in which degree he was trying to shock, being witty, exaggerating an observation on the reality of the world, or speaking sincerely.)

Or perhaps one doesn't assume it, but is merely attributing the thoughts to Wilde directly to honour him for the acuity and hilarity and refined language of the wording.

It reminds me a little of the engrained half-belief in the actual existence of Sherlock Holmes; our idea of Oscar Wilde, except as a figment of the author's mind and our imaginations, is perhaps every bit as dubious.

[Revised May 27th]

Friday, June 04, 2010

The Mysterious Imp of Chanteloup

Marie de Vichy-Chamrond, Marquise du Deffand; 1697-1780
Letter writer and salonnière
L'abbé me mande qu'on a pris à Chanteloup le diable dans un piège, qu'il est de la grandeur d'un chat, il a la peau d'un tigre, la queue d'un makis, le museau d'une fouine, qu'il pue à renverser; l'abbé l'a interrogé, et comme il n'a rien répondu, il conclut qu'il est un sot, et se confirme dans l'opinion qu'il a toujours eue, que le diable n'a pas l'esprit qu'on lui suppose.
From Lettre CLXXIV (Paris, le 30 octobre 1773)
Lettres de la Marquise Du Deffand à Horace Walpole, Vol. III (Paris: 1812) at Gallica

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The abbé informs me that at Chanteloup the devil has been taken in a trap; that he has the size of a cat, the skin of a tiger, the tail of a lemur, and the muzzle of a stone-marten; and that he reeks fit to bowl one over. The abbé questioned him and, as he replied nothing, concluded him an idiot; and is confirmed in the opinion which he has always held, that the devil does not have the wit which is commonly supposed.

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From the context of the letter it is evident that neither the abbé nor Mme. du Deffand took this fascinating episode seriously. So the deadpan satire with which she wrote of it elevates a depressing example of anachronistic superstition — hopefully the poor animal, possibly a skunk, wasn't maltreated — into a flight of shrewd whimsy.

The continuing relevance of the story itself is proven, for example, by the great time and thought which the North American media devote to the Montauk Monster and other mysterious foundling creatures. Every century appears to require its mythology.

Friday, April 09, 2010


Flower Still-Life, by Jan Frans van Dael (1811)

Oil on canvas; in National Gallery of Victoria (Australia)

From: Wikimedia Commons

Friday, April 02, 2010

To A Daffodil

William Wordsworth, 1770-1850
English poet

I WANDERED lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,

A host, of golden daffodils;

Beside the lake, beneath the trees,

Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.


Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,

They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay:
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed—and gazed—but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood,
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.

1804.

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In honour of the arrival of spring, much belated this year but obviously welcome.

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From: The Poetical Works of William Wordsworth, William Michael Rossetti, Ed. (London: Ward, Lock & Co.)

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Guinevere and van Gogh's Ear

The March 25th issue of the New York Review of Books has reached my family's mailbox here in Berlin (indeed it already did a while ago) and those of us who have been twiddling our thumbs in the corner room have been glancing into it. If my mother told me which articles she had read I must have exercised the daughterly prerogative of letting it go in one ear and out of the other, but when asked she did say that she had read the rather nice exchange about youthful experiences with paper airplanes between Freeman Dyson and a letter-writer in the back of the periodical. (The letters in the NYRB, particularly the ones in which agèd intellectuals display pique and aggression and trade "I know you are but what am I" recriminations at the behavioural level of two-year-olds, are an institution in themselves — but more about that, perhaps, another time.)

Though at times I plow at once through the first two or three articles, this time I skimmed, looking for subjects that particularly attracted me. The latter part of Alison Lurie's review of Cathleen Schine's novel The Three Weissmanns of Westport, which is evidently composed along the lines of Jane Austen's Sense and Sensibility, lured me because of my Austenite tendencies and because the plot of the book didn't appear too objectionable according to my personal criteria. But, as such an Austenite, I cannot but register a protest against the reviewer's bolder comparisons of the modern author to her Augustan-era predecessor. (The photograph with Kate Winslet and Greg Wise incidentally tied into a Guardian interview with Emma Thompson which I read later, and which is nice though it won't set the Thames on fire, to quote from Persuasion.)

Then there was an article [available online in its entirety, as of March 22, 2010, here] about rape in American prisons, which I skimmed through. Certainly it has puzzled me in the past, as a Canadian/European, how uncritically this phenomenon (especially sodomizing rape between male cellmates) is mentioned in popular culture in the US. I suppose that, like with World War II, people who have no idea of the actual harrowing experience assume that it is a rite of passage to manhood — temporarily uncomfortable but with no untoward psychological effects, rather even beneficial in building character strength. Or they see it as a deserved punishment, if flippantly gleeful remarks that Bernard Madoff should take care not to bend over in the prison shower are any indication. Either way it reflects, in my view, the American tendency to consider the experiences of others as morally clean-cut, biblical tales; and without any particular malice towards those others, the people who share this tendency peculiarly fail, for this reason, to grasp that they are ignoring, condoning, or even encouraging entirely immoral acts. Besides, the mentality that the ill which befalls someone else is quite all right, in the grand scheme of things, does not sit very easily within the moral framework of the Christian tradition.

On a more cheerful note I have a weakness for reading through the personal ads in the back of the NYRB, even if the idea of finding a life partner (if only temporarily) through such means (which, rationally or not, still seem tinged with desperation to me) unreasonably depresses me. The one ad that really puzzled me three or four years ago was written by a "King Arthur" in search of a "Guinevere." Why someone would look for an adulterous wife whose affair causes the downfall of one's kingdom, the destruction of everything one has won hardly through a lifetime of battle and hostile sorcery, and eventually one's death, seems beyond comprehension. (Even though the King Arthur of legend did have a lemming instinct, since he chose Queen Guinevere even after being warned that she was bad news.) My most ingenious but unlikely hypothesis is that the writer of the personal ad was a cynical person who was willing to take a superficially perfect, lukewarm relationship as far as it goes. Other than that it's a little dispiriting when an ad reappears repeatedly; but I like to think that either the person got such a good date out of last month's ad that she wants to try again, or that she might be a "serial dater" in general, who enjoys working her way through men as Goldilocks worked her way through bowls of porridge. At times I also speculate at length about the gap between the ad ("plus beau que la verité," in the lovely French phrasing which I came across in Maria Edgeworth's Helen) and the reality. What makes me less sympathetic is when ads rub one's face into one's own impecuniousness (and déclassé tastes); I'd like to say that my interests include the Riviera or the wanderpfad in Timbuctoo, but I haven't had the chance to be there!!!

Either way, the proper article which I read in its entirety was "The Passions of Vincent van Gogh," by Richard Dorment, published on the occasion of an exhibition at the Royal Academy of Arts in London. It is a reasonably friendly summary of the painter's artistic career, examined primarily through the spectrum of the letters which he wrote his brother Theo. (At which point be it noted that it sounds as if Dorment's research was a heroic undertaking, since wallowing in reams of subjective verbal outpourings is not really anyone's idea of riotous good fun.) Taking these letters as evidence Dorment also argues that the turmoil which critics facilely identify in the swirls of colour, etc., in van Gogh's paintings is not necessarily a naïve visual effusion of an artiste who had (far) more temperament than brains and self-control, but the result of a reasoned aesthetic or (to risk an oxymoron) emotional choice. The quotations where van Gogh describes the alienation, in a way, which he feels from the people around him, and his inability to show himself to them in any other than a repellent light, struck an aching chord with my own depressive experience in and out of school. In light of this personal experience I was also pleased when Dorment pointed out that van Gogh's mental illness did not in fact fuel his art but impede it. Not all tribulation is treasure; some of it is salt on the soil of Carthage. Anyway, before reading much of the article I became curious about the author and consulted the trusty mini-biography under the table of contents; it turns out that he is an art critic for The Daily Telegraph. I had considered that publication a vile reactionary rag which caters to the lowest fake-populist denominator, but every now and then a dung-hill must fertilize a flower. [N.B.: In my entire life I have only read two or three articles in the Telegraph. And I tend to confuse it with the Daily Mail and the worst bloke-ish bunkum in The Times of London.]

What I should like to read is the article on Madame de Maintenon. I don't care to read about the Tea Party, because such uninformed stupidity, stoked by media outlets who have a financial interest in treating politics as sensation (as pilloried with great ability by Jon Stewart in his recent pastiche of Fox's Glenn Beck), deserves to be quietly debunked with the helpful, sober facts and perspectives which the press largely refuses to provide, and otherwise to be treated like the nullity which its basis in reality is.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Cleopatra's Nose

This blog has not precisely been a beehive of activity in any case, but to fill the vacancy of Fridays I have decided to devote them to quotations. Since the plump tome of The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations resides in the low shelf which is, helpfully, literally in arm's reach, most of the quotations will presumably originate in its pages. (If this is in contravention of copyright laws, I'd be grateful if said contingency is pointed out. The translation from the French, below, is scarcely any different from the dictionary's; but I quickly did my own without peeking at the other, just because.)

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Blaise Pascal, 1623-62
"French mathematician, physicist, and moralist"


Le nez de Cleopatra: s'il eût été plus court, toute la face de la terre aurait changé.

As for the nose of Cleopatra, had it been shorter, the whole face of the world would have changed.

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Pedantry, and the lasting effects of a middle school essay about the Egyptian/Macedonian queen, compel me to point out that Cleopatra's influence did not, in fact, derive from her beauty. It was her charms of manner and of mind that compensated for an ordinary, "matronly" appearance, revealed among other things by an unflatteringly incisive coin-portrait. So her nose had little to no geopolitical significance.

On the other hand, Pascal's observation, whimsical and endearing in its unpretentiously elegant formulation, does touch on the reality that appearance plays a confusingly major role in politics ancient and modern. There is always an Alcibiades or a Helen of Troy, and even if it seems ridiculous that we care if someone happened to have been born with a nicely aligned mug, thousands of years after that individual has croaked, we do.

(I wonder what would happen if Italy's Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi ever gave up on plastic surgery and cosmetic aids, "abdicated" in the French lady-of-a-certain-age sense, and settled down into being a man who, eschewing the trappings of the celebrity persona, does serious work and wishes to be taken seriously for it. At the risk of being cynical, I presume the leftists would come to power. Or there would be a rash of bizarre and super-creepy developments in the style of The Portrait of Dorian Grey.)

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The quotation is originally from Pascal's Pensées (1670) and I'm taking it from [N.B.: Please excuse the unorthodox citation; after all, I've been out of university for years.]
The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations (4th revised edition), Angela Partington, Ed. (Great Britain: Oxford University Press, 1996)